things to do instead of talking to my biological son

[controlled]

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[controlled]

Hey chumps.
Full moon is in 3 weeks and you've been slacking.
With midterms coming up, I'm sympathetic. Really. But your formation is sloppy and your offense is W E A K.
You three are the best fighters I've got. I need you to reel it in when shit hits the fan.

Arisato: Your footwork is clumsy. You move like a chicken on speed. We need to practice proper form when you get back. No ifs ands or buts.
Aragaki: I get it, you're a hard hitter, but stop SWINGING that thing around. You miss half the shots you take. That's not a good thing in this context.
Karimov: You're a good fighter. A damn good fighter. But something's distracting you and whatever that something is, your ass is grass if you don't recenter your attention.

If you've got complaints, hit me. I'm on break and I'm up for a good argument.

- Jack ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

[bombdevil]

Sensei when are we getting our English exams back?

[ Anyway! ]

[controlled]

Do I look like I teach English?

This is why you got downed the other day.

[bombdevil]

Just thought you might have some insider knowledge that's all!
And I wasn't thinking about my english exam then >:|

[controlled]

Unfortunately I don't. Toriumi can't stand me. Which is weird because I see her checking me out sometimes so I think it's a carnal desire kind of thing.

Uhuh. What was on your mind? Borscht?
I'm joking. You guys can only hide so much from me, you know.

[bombdevil]

[ She narrows her eyes at that. ]

Aww I couldn't hide anything from any of you guys :(
Also should you be telling us that??? Feels like something the guidance counselor wouldn't like.

[controlled]

It'd be a tragedy if you did something like that, Ms. Karimov.

[ COUGH COUGH. ]

Not gonna lie, I think they'd get on me for being complicit in sending off a bunch of teenagers to their death first. Sorry for revealing Ms. Toriumi's sexual prefs though.

[memori3s]

You're not worried we'll tell on you...?

[bombdevil]

[ Just a link ]

[memori3s]

That's mean to chickens.

[controlled]

And not to speed? It isn't cheap you know.

What are you doing this afternoon?

[memori3s]

I like chickens more. They're nice.

I have work... Maybe a movie if I feel like it. I don't really know. Why?

[controlled]

Keep it that way.

That's great to hear. Cancel those plans. We're having a training sesh.

1/2

[memori3s]

Ok. But it's a special limited showing so you have to make it up to me sensei.

What kind of training...?

2/2

[memori3s]

I can't cancel work. Reze will get mad. We're on shift together...

[controlled]

@ Reze

I’m gonna need you to get over this one.

[bombdevil]

Uuuughhh you're rly gonna leave me alone with Yuri? You know she steals from the register!!

[tyndarids]

I don't remember asking your opinion.

[controlled]

I don't remember you landing a hit last night either.

[tyndarids]

Easy to say from the sidelines.

[controlled]

You want me in there with you? Because I don't mind jumping in.

1/2

[tyndarids]

Hell fucking no.

2/2

[tyndarids]

Aren't you worried I might smash you across the face. Knowing my aim.

[controlled]

I've had worse but thanks for the concern, kid. Making sure you don't get yourself into trouble comes first.

[bombdevil]

Senpai he's just like that
dont get so mad ok?