Hey chumps. Full moon is in 3 weeks and you've been slacking. With midterms coming up, I'm sympathetic. Really. But your formation is sloppy and your offense is W E A K. You three are the best fighters I've got. I need you to reel it in when shit hits the fan.
Arisato: Your footwork is clumsy. You move like a chicken on speed. We need to practice proper form when you get back. No ifs ands or buts. Aragaki: I get it, you're a hard hitter, but stop SWINGING that thing around. You miss half the shots you take. That's not a good thing in this context. Karimov: You're a good fighter. A damn good fighter. But something's distracting you and whatever that something is, your ass is grass if you don't recenter your attention.
If you've got complaints, hit me. I'm on break and I'm up for a good argument.
Unfortunately I don't. Toriumi can't stand me. Which is weird because I see her checking me out sometimes so I think it's a carnal desire kind of thing.
Uhuh. What was on your mind? Borscht? I'm joking. You guys can only hide so much from me, you know.
It'd be a tragedy if you did something like that, Ms. Karimov.
[ COUGH COUGH. ]
Not gonna lie, I think they'd get on me for being complicit in sending off a bunch of teenagers to their death first. Sorry for revealing Ms. Toriumi's sexual prefs though.
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